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Simonson-Assisted Pangramming

Typographica on January 21, 2004

Type sellers, font samplers, and operating systems use pangrams to show every character of a typeface’s 26-letter alphabet. (The most familiar pangram may be “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”) Mark Simonson’s Pangrammer Helper makes writing new pangrams a joy.

See also: Pangrams on NPR

30 Comments

  1. Jon Young says:

    I agree, Stephen. So helpful and nifty. Those dang boxing wizards better watch their backs…

  2. Jon Young says:

    Who invented the boxing wizards, by the way? Or the quick brown fox for that matter.

  3. Claudio Piccinini says:

    I came out with this:
    “greek chimpanzee djs qualify for web x-tv”
    How does it sound in English?
    I really need to thank Mark for this.

  4. You’re welcome!

    By the way, Stephen, it’s funny that you included a link to the Pangrams on NPR item. I got the idea for Pangrammer Helper shortly after posting that.

  5. Six big quarks zip when my dot faces jive. -33

    Quick, jump down before x-ray zaps the glove. -35

    Wax moves, jerk. Faze grain chips quite badly. -36

    Just a few of my contributions.

  6. David says:

    Is there such a thing as a pangrammatical error?

  7. Hrant says:

    :->

    Yes, I would say so! Example: for a while Emigre used “The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.” – which is missing the “s” in “jumps”. This is actually the most common pangrammatical error, I’d say.

    Claudio: I don’t know about that one – sounds like it’s making fun of Greeks. :-/ Plus it’s inaccurate, since Greeks tend to be very laid-back. ;->

    hhp

  8. Claudio Piccinini says:

    I just started with the word “Greek” to complement my little collection of transcultural pangams (two) I found some time ago, namely:
    “Verily the dark ex-Jew quit Zionism, preferring the Cabala.”
    “Six big devils from Japan quickly forgot how to waltz.”
    I know mine does not make much sense, but it’s pretty short.
    What does it mean “laid-back”? I thought “web x-tv” was a pretty nonsense thing, especially given its among the interests of Greek chimpanzee djs. I did not say “web xxx-tv”, nor meant anything pornographic.

  9. Laid-back: Relaxed, laconic, easy-going, unexcitable, agreeable…

  10. Oops. Strike laconic. I must have been thinking of some other word and failed to retrieve it. Add the word “casual” in its place.

  11. Hrant says:

    > What does it mean “laid-back”?

    I meant as opposed to what chimps are.

    hhp

  12. Mr. Schwartz says:

    Former VJ liked Monique’s wild bargains on sexy czech pants.

  13. Mr. Schwartz, just a question out of curiosity. When you all wrote all those pangrams for the Font Bureau, did you have any handy aids like this? (I expect not.) (124)

  14. kristin says:

    “Prowling frogs make a quick jazzy codes with verbs.”

    That’s fun. Thanks for the great new toy, Mark!

  15. Mr. Schwartz says:

    Mr. Schwartz, just a question out of curiosity. When you all wrote all those pangrams for the Font Bureau, did you have any handy aids like this? (I expect not.) (124)

    no, i used to write them in Stickies. i would have an alphabet in one and the pangram i was working on in another, and i would delete the letters as i used them. it was a lot like your system, but not automatic. Tobias Frere-Jones and Jill Pichotta wrote a lot of the ones we used for text in the specimen book, too. the rest are from Tobias’s extensive collection of old pangrams. unfortunately, nobody knows where most of them came from.

  16. Jon Young says:

    “Vexed, George W. Bush just zooms like crazy puffs with no I.Q.”

  17. I wonder, what is the most efficient pangram?

    I mean a phrase that includes all letters of the alphabet, with the lowest number of total letters.

  18. Hrant says:

    BTW, according to the incomparable “Making the Alphabet Dance”, a true pangram is one where each letter is only used once! You have to resort to some pretty ridiculous stuff, but it seems it’s possible.

    hhp

  19. nick shinn says:

    While it’s not possible to make a true pangram with letters, it is possible with figures: 439+587=1026.
    I thought this might interest typophile and mathematician Luc Devroye, and he worked out a formula that creates all possible instances (hundreds).
    Now, of course purists might object that the math signs get in the way, but the figures can be stacked in such a way as to do without them and still make sense.

  20. Hrant says:

    Actually, Eckler’s book lists a few true (alphabetic) pangrams, although most of them are totally outlandish. But by allowing proper names and an abbreviation he does show this relatively reasonable one: “Meg Schwarzkopf quit Jynx Blvd.” – “jynx” being some exotic British bird, apparently…

    hhp

  21. A source for international pangrams would be great, like french, chzech or spanish ones that use a lot of accented characters, or danish pangrams that use those special character ć, ś, ř etc.
    Here’s a german one that i tend to use a lot: “Zwei Boxkämpfer jagen Eva quer durch Sylt.” Unfortunately it’s missing the ‘ß’.

  22. Kent Lew says:

    “Excited zealots quake with private joy for big money.”
    “Zero laws forbid naming quack psychiatrists in vexing jokes.”

    Nice job, Mark. This helper makes keeping track while creating pangrams a lot more convenient.

    On a tangent: I once devised a time-wasting word game for myself by trying to create relatively meaningful (or at least, syntactically correct) sentences where each successive word begins with the next letter of the alphabet. For example:

    “Are box crates disguising every feature? Good heavens! In Jersey, kind letters make nice, original phrases. Quit risking sweet time: useless vying with xenophobes yields zero.”

    — K.

  23. My wife and I made up a game years ago. We play it while driving and it involves car license plates.

    Around here, there are normally three letters on license plates. The idea is to try to make words which contain those three letters in the same order. Proper names are not allowed, except as a last resort. For example, GRN would yield GARDEN, GREEN, GRIN, etc. Very short or very long words would get the most points if we kept score (which we don’t). It’s a lot of fun until you run into something like QJJ.

  24. Hrant says:

    Here’s something I made once:

    Aicher’s Bunkers
    Caflisch’s Dervishes
    Excoffon’s Francophones
    Goudy’s Hotties
    Igarashi’s Jabberwockies
    Kis’s Luscious
    Mandel’s Nouvelles
    Ovink’s Probings
    Quay’s Rays
    Sassoun’s Typhoons
    Unger’s Vectors
    Weingart’s X-heights
    Yarmola’s Zamboucas

    hhp

  25. Martin Chambers says:

    My first pangram
    Jade is the colour which quizzical gremlins find when looking to mix vermillion, purple, yellow and blue.

  26. “A source for international pangrams would be great”

    Well, you can rule out languages that have idiomatic character sets like Chinese and Japanese kanji – unless you want to see a 50,000+ character pangram!

  27. Hrant says:

    For those a pangram could possibly be made up just of component strokes, of which I think there are very few.

    hhp

  28. Craig quickly realized his pangram, a very fat wax-job.

  29. Ligature Counter: a similar tool for type designers.

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